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Posted on July 3, 2009
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Dear Titans of The Online Advertising Landscape,

spiers:

soupsoup:

Joe, Michael, Ryan, James, Elizabeth, Tim et al.

Please help us luddites. Us lowly consumers of your “free” online content. We don’t claim to know anything about your business, we simply are making observations as the very people you are aiming to market to.

Why, I ask is there such an adversarial relationship between many content providers and their consumers? Is there bitterness because it is so difficult to make a living in this business and the consumers should simply shut up because they’re “getting it for free?”

Wouldn’t it make sense to develop advertising methodologies that consumers actually appreciate? There was a time when pop-up and banner ads were thought by advertisers to be an effective method to reach customers, but we evolved. Is it that difficult to imagine that the reason it’s so hard to make money is because the models currently being used simply don’t work.

Are we supposed to believe Pushdowns and XXL Boxes are going to get consumers excited about the products your advertisers are paying you to promote? I suppose if you can keep getting advertisers to pony up, it doesn’t matter how obtrusive the ads are, but if the content isn’t compelling enough to make up for it, you’re going to have less pageviews to justify anyone paying for them in the first place.

But what do I know, I’m just one of your customers.

I don’t think any of the sites you regularly visit are really going overboard with intrusive spots. Certainly none of my sites. I also don’t think pushdowns/XXLs/etc are nearly as bad as the older intrusive methods (pop ups, splash pages, etc). I think they’re an improvement.

At any rate, the inflection point is the point at which you decline to read because of the ads. And what sites have you stopped reading because the Pushdowns and XXLs were soooooo annoying?

I would also bet that there are sites with spots that are much more intrusive than the ones mentioned above and you read them anyway. Why? Because you want the content. And if the price of a pushdown is too much for you to pay for that content, well that’s an editorial problem.

Also, you have to understand those spots are popular for a reason. They test better with users for both ad recall and user interaction. You may not personally like them, but on the whole they get better results. If you were clicking on those boring, less intrusive 728x90 leaderboards occasionally, there would be no need for Pushdowns and XXLs.

But you’re aren’t.

Spiers pretty much nails it, but I’ll add my two cents, from a personal perspective:

Gawker blazed this trail, back when we introduced the “Panorama” unit in mid 2008. From there we went on to launch the “Marquee” unit in early 2009. These are intrusive units, yes. But like all advertising, it is IMPERATIVE that we get your attention.

There’s this thing called “banner fatigue.” That’s when you, our loyal reader, knows exactly where it is our banners will appear, and more importantly you’ll know exactly where our content appears. Knowing this information, you’ll be able to simply ignore the paid advertisements and focus instead on the content that you’ve come looking for. At Gawker we’ve done our damnedest to combat banner fatigue, including (but not limited to) running art in remnant advertising space (Gawker Artists), collapsing ads when the inventory is undersold, and only selling ads that make sense for our brands.

But hey, I use the internet too. I loath sites that put advertising first, like…

nypost.com
maxim.com
weather.com
washingtonpost.com
cnet.com
cnn.com
wsj.com

There’s a difference between engaging a reader and annoying a reader. All of the above sites utilize terribly intrusive advertising practices, like interstitial ads, pop ups, pop unders, floating ads, and autoplay sound.  While I can’t speak for any other online publishers, know that we at Gawker really do respect the product we sell, and we do our best to get your attention in a subtle manner. You will never hear sound from one of our ads unless you click on it first. You will never see one of our banners expand unless you at least roll over it first. And you will never experience an interstitial, pop up/under, or floating ad on any of our sites. WE COULD DO THESE THINGS AND MAKE EVEN MORE MONEY THAN WE ALREADY DO. But we don’t. In fact, you shouldn’t be surprised to learn that we read our sites as much as you do (if not more), and we don’t want to deal with that shit either. It’s simply not worth the money to us.

Anyway, that’s my take. These ad units are simply another way for publishers to get your attention, which is the point of advertising. One more example. There was a time when TV shows were sponsored by one or two products, which were plugged by the host at the end of the show (“Tonight’s episode of ‘To Tell The Truth’ was brought to you by…”). Nowadays, TV has product placements, infomercials, 15 second spots, 30 second spots,  60 second spots, and the list goes on. The internet has grown up past standard banners, and it’s time for everyone to realize that this isn’t the end of the world.

Posted on June 28, 2009
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skidder:

Okay, very funny…

Oh, how I wish I could take credit for this.

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TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead in Tampa home

fusioned:

darlene:

First Michael Jackson and now Billy Mays?!  Celebrity apocalypse is a go.

WHAT THE FUCK? I was just watching Pitchmen!

Posted on June 26, 2009
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natashavc:

Lindsay’s last day at Videogum. :(

I don’t even know who the fuck Lindsay is, I’m just so pumped for tonight’s movie.

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The Room” is an electrifying American black comedy about love, passion, betrayal and lies. It has five major characters, Johnny, played by Tommy Wiseau is a successful banker with great respect for an dedication to the people in his life, especially his future wife Lisa. Johnny can also be a little too trusiting at times which haunts him later on. Lisa, played by Juliette Danielle, is the beautiful blonde fiance of Johnny. She has always gotten her way and will manipulate to get what she wants. She is a taker, with a double personality, and her deadly schemes lead to her own downfall. Mark, played by Greg Sestero, is a young, successful and independent best friend of Johnny. He has a good heart, but gets caught up in Lisa’s dangerous web and gives in to temptation. This eventually brings him to great loss. Claudette, played by Carolyn Minnott, is the classy, sophisticated mother of Lisa who has had disappointing relationships in her life. She wants her daughter to be married as soon as possible so she can benefit. Denny, played by Philip Haldiman, is an orphan boy, naive and confused about life, love, and friendship. Denny is a very ambitions and also very grateful tot he people who are in his life. “The Room” depicts the depths of frienships and relationships in one life and raises life’s ral and most asked question: “Can you ever really trust anyone? Enter “The Room” and leave forever changed!

Amazon.com: The Room: Tommy Wiseau; Juliette Danielle; Greg Sestero; Philip Haldiman; Carolyn Minnott, Tommy Wiseau: Movies & TV (via justin)

Mother of God, I’ve been waiting for tonight for a month now. Vince and I are going to rock this fucker, if anyone else is going get in touch and we’ll meet up before.

Posted on June 25, 2009
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Lines Have Been Drawn

ABC is playing a Farrah Fawcett edition of 20/20, NBC is playing a Farrah Fawcett Dateline, and CBS is playing a Michael Jackson 60 Minutes. Fox is playing the 10 o’clock news, and then the episode of Seinfeld where Elaine leaves a dirty message on Jerry’s tape recorder.
Posted on June 24, 2009
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fek:

John Carney on CNBC: “Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash us your TARP money and waste it, I’ll take your best employees away from you, help get them to other banks, stick Chapter 11 up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes ‘click.’ Nobody fucks with The Market.”

Did anyone else just realize Carney is pretty sharp when he’s not 6 drinks deep? I sure didn’t. No offense.

Posted on June 23, 2009
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beckyshmecky:

from one of the real journals; written during first period geometry, whilst experiencing major PMS, may 5th, 2009…would’ve been a blog, i’m sure, had i been into tumblr at the time.

Being A Cynic VS Being A Realist

one who is realistic is one who has their head on their shoulders, so to speak. one who is “down to earth”. and so on. realists are aware of reality (obviously). though there is hope, there is a balance between plausible possibilities and mere wishful thinking. but a realist does not confuse the two. to say the least, a person who is aware of reality allows themselves to take the chance; but also knows the consequences.

a cynic, on the otherhand, is a realist that has lost the ounce of wishful thinking that i believe seperates the two. they have been washed away of their hope. well, that sounds a bit extreme. perhaps a proper definition is a bitter realist. one who has been fooled by dreaming enough to stop believing. a cynic is no fool—full of doubt. the doubt of a cynic is their own defense mechanism against another emotional stab. no one is born a cynic—they are simply realists who hit some bumps in the road.

but being a cynic and being cynical are two different things. everyone has that phase of doubt post negative experience. therefore, anyone can be cynical. but physically being a cynic is similar to having “chronic doubt.” it’s like you’re so deep in that hole of negativity, and your latter of faith has been stolen. you’re stuck. the bitterness consumes you. i don’t know what extent of negativity in one’s life is required to fall into that pattern of beliefs. i hope i never know. my best example is dr. house…who even then is fictional. so perhaps real cynics are rare. i can only hope so.”

the funny thing is, i’m no where near being a cynic. realistic; maybe. a dreamer; definitely. go figure—the combination of PMS and my love for bitter people (house♥) made me want to explore the concept. haha.

My 15 year old sister is fucking brilliant…reading her writing is like looking into a mirror to 2002.

Posted on June 22, 2009
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I’m watching a French film…ironic that they kiss so strange. Didn’t they write the book?
Posted on June 18, 2009
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Late night in the studio with @matthewbair