February 2012
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January 2012
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The Lost College Essay
I scrapped this essay and went with something a little more narrative about a week before my application was due. Solid decision.
The place where we spend our formative years etches deep into our character. Our perspective of the world originates from this single place, as do our aspirations and dreams.
That being said, I grew up in the tiny suburban community of Seaford....
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Introduction to my final paper for my NYU...
Over the last 4 weeks, my Tuesday and Thursday afternoons have been spent in the same place. While most of my friends on Long Island were at the beach (or sleeping), I was at 269 Mercer Street in room 235. It wasn’t the ideal summer hangout, but I have a feeling that I’m getting so much more out of this class than I’d be getting at the beach. When class began, I was anxious to analyze my author,...
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That other time I tried to ask a girl out via IM...
Gemineye1600: so its really ova u guys arent even friends
Simmerdown nowDC: barely friends
Simmerdown nowDC: I mean like
Gemineye1600: cause i heard u felt her up also
Simmerdown nowDC: really
Simmerdown nowDC: wow
Simmerdown nowDC: Missed that one
Gemineye1600: wat
Simmerdown nowDC: geez...i wish people would tell me i do these things...cuz that one was right over my head
Gemineye1600: yeah
Simmerdown nowDC: Wat im saying is i dont remember feelin her up
Gemineye1600: yeah
Gemineye1600: she took u r glasses or somthing
Simmerdown nowDC: that was different
Simmerdown nowDC: I needed my glasses back
Simmerdown nowDC: They were down her shirt
Simmerdown nowDC: I had to go get em
Simmerdown nowDC: But other than that no groping or anything
Gemineye1600: right
Simmerdown nowDC: swear
Simmerdown nowDC: But shes with frankie now, so u nor i can or should worry bout her
Gemineye1600: k
Gemineye1600: i beleive u
Gemineye1600: just not her
Gemineye1600: and she is one of my best friends
Simmerdown nowDC: well
Gemineye1600: yea
Simmerdown nowDC: I wont let it happen
Gemineye1600: thats y i told erin to tell unot to ask me out be4 i went away
Simmerdown nowDC: o
Gemineye1600: cause i didnt no if i could let nething happen or wateva
Simmerdown nowDC: I gotcha
Simmerdown nowDC: But i like you now, and only u
Gemineye1600: kool
Simmerdown nowDC: so...will u go out with me?
Gemineye1600: yeah
Simmerdown nowDC: :-)
Gemineye1600: i was kinda wait ing for u to ask lol
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That time I tried to break up with a girl via IM...
xOxScOrPiOnQTxOx: hey
xOxScOrPiOnQTxOx: wuts up
xOxScOrPiOnQTxOx: ?
xOxScOrPiOnQTxOx: ??
xOxScOrPiOnQTxOx: ???
xOxScOrPiOnQTxOx: ????
xOxScOrPiOnQTxOx: ?????
xOxScOrPiOnQTxOx: ??????
xOxScOrPiOnQTxOx: ???????
LiveFr0mNYItsSNL: sorry
LiveFr0mNYItsSNL: I wasnt at the cpu
xOxScOrPiOnQTxOx: hehe
LiveFr0mNYItsSNL: wats up with you
xOxScOrPiOnQTxOx: im just bored
LiveFr0mNYItsSNL: yup yup
xOxScOrPiOnQTxOx: lol
xOxScOrPiOnQTxOx: amanda is goin out w/ josh
xOxScOrPiOnQTxOx: he asked her out last nite
LiveFr0mNYItsSNL: really
xOxScOrPiOnQTxOx: yepp
xOxScOrPiOnQTxOx: i wanna do sumthin...i havent seen u all vacation yet
LiveFr0mNYItsSNL: I'm really bad at doin this, and i was gonna do it last nite but u werent home, so im gonna just say it straight, and then sign off...so Cait, its over...sorry
xOxScOrPiOnQTxOx: wuts over? we didnt do anything anyway
xOxScOrPiOnQTxOx: no heartbreak
LiveFr0mNYItsSNL: lol
xOxScOrPiOnQTxOx: hehe
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The Girlfriend Song by SiX
Writing “serious” songs wasn’t working (WONDER WHY), so I changed gears and started writing silly shit about friends. They’d get drunk (I was straightedge) and I’d make them sing the chorus at parties. Inside jokes, ahoy! Also, it was at this point I started going by my HS nickname, Six (stylized: SiX). Names blanked to protect the Googleable innocent.
The girlfriend...
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Punk Rawk Girl by James D.
Oh, another gem from my brief foray as a freshman songwriter.
The makeup (A6)
The hair (A4)
The clothes (A4)
And the car (A2)
Is what any hot girl needs (A6, A4, A2)
But that’s all jack (A6, A4)
You can take it all back (A4, A2)
And give me what I plead (A6, A4, A2)
I want my punk rawk girl (A6, A4, A2)
I want my punk rawk girl (A6, A4, A2)
With her pins from the band, (A6, A4)
And a drawn on...
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You Know You're A Long Islander When...
Not sure if you guys were even around for this shit, but when Facebook groups hit their nadir, there was a group for EVERYTHING. Including bad, Jeff Foxworthy-inspired jokes. I had one of those groups my freshman year of college that my roommate and I (both Long Islanders living in Rubin Hall at NYU) populated with the below. Most of it, sadly, does not make an ounce of sense anymore.
You Know...
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"It's Love" by James D.
My 9th grade songwriting skills were not up to par in any definition of the word. And A7 is not an Amaj7 chord, but literally a barre chord on the A string, 7th fret. I should have taken lessons or at least waited to take music theory. Also, emo much?
There is a four letter word (A7)
I often hear (A3, A5, A7)
It’s a dirty word (A7)
That some hold dear. (A3, A5, A7)
It is used to express (A3)
All...
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Diving into the archives this morning...
Found an old hard drive that has my Compaq from HS backed up on it, so instead of doing laundry this morning I’ll be doing a data dump onto my Tumblr and Timeline. Enjoy.
“The 2-person company solves a big problem for more financially secure couples,...”
– - TC on Be Couply
If we held a competition on eroding the value of social gestures, this one would do well. More on this earlier.
If you need a service to plan your dates, your relationship has bigger issues than needing a service to plan your dates.
Oh Yeah Facts: Reseach suggests two narcissists... →
ohyeahfacts:
For many years psychologists have explored whether narcissism and creativity are linked, and some studies have suggested that the self-obsessed may, in fact, be more creative than the rest of us. But 2011 research from Cornell University argues otherwise.
Researchers then paired 292…
December 2011
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Eliza Dushku's Twitter is BLOWING UP right now. →
Is this a thing? Do stars have social media fund raising teams now? They must I guess. I would.
I am IMDb: The millionaire film geek from Denton... →
This guy sounds fascinating.
November 2011
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youngmanhattanite:
ninety9:
“I wonder how many guys from my generation looked to Kermit as an example of what the coolest guy in the room looks like”
THE ANSWER IS NONE. HE WAS A FUCKING PUPPET. JESUS FUCKING STRAWMAN.
I thought we all wanted to be Gonzo. Misunderstood performance artist, stuntman and daredevil who took pride in his iconoclasm, while romantically pursuing Camilla the...
God damn it, Tumblr.
The stock phrase "and they lived happily ever...
ohyeahfacts:
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This blew my mind.
October 2011
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Young Manhattanite: Help #OWS survive the winter →
mobius1ski:
Occupy Wall Street needs your help to survive through the cold weather. If you’re in the area, please bring these items by the Comfort area. If you’re not and would still like to help, you can ship items to:
Occupy Wall Street 118A Fulton St. Box 205 New York, NY 10038
…
I’m sorry, I support the movement and all, but you guys sound like you’re opening up a public...
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Matthew Rosenberg: Ice Water in Hell →
matthewerosenberg:
For our fifth D conference, both Steve and his longtime rival, the brilliant Bill Gates, surprisingly agreed to a joint appearance, their first extended onstage joint interview ever. But it almost got derailed.
Earlier in the day, before Gates arrived, I did a solo onstage interview with…
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New feature: Quote From My Newsfeed--High School...
Such a stupid bitch yea your hot, you git a fat ass and u prob weigh like a buck 20 but ur ignorant dumb and immature. Sometimes when you open your mouth I wanna stick your fake boobs up in there to shut you up. Clearly God gave you an ass, maybe you should take some of that ass sticke it in your head to make up for the lack of brains. Looks ain everything honey, looks get my dick hard but they...
