November 2009
35 posts
Paralyzed Belgium Man Was Awake for 23 Years, Not... →
File under biggest fear EVER.
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adgpage:
I missed school today & I don’t wanna go tomorrow but I have to cause I need to take a test. I’m trying to find someone with adderall but no one is fucking responding.
My high school war correspondent shows us that Adderall is pervasive beyond the new media companies and university campuses we’re familiar with. Can you imagine how much more productive you would have been if...
My Favorite Gawker Item I've Ever Written Or Will... →
fek:
This is the best. The best. The comments on this thread will be fantastic.
-2 for missing the obvious “dark meat” joke.
Hey, G.O.P. Your psycho ex-girlfriend won't stop...
soupsoup:
emilymayamills:
When you first showed up with her at that party everybody was like, yeah, okay, she’s cute but we could all see from a mile away that she had the crazy in her eyes. We get it. She made you feeeeel something. You were dead before and she filled you with fantasies about patriotism and prairies and fucking on a bedspread made from the American flag. She came in winking...
95 percent of high school students say they’ve...
ohyeahfacts:
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Me? I cheat on every test and quiz I get. Every one. (PS, this is Adg, not James. I’m willing to bet he’s an honest person)
What about you, have you ever cheated?
Heh, honesty has nothing to do with cheating. I had an amazing Honors English teacher freshman year, and he said to our entire class on the first day:
“I know you’re all full of shit. You’re...
Mailbag Monday: Which REALLY came first, the...
ohyeahfacts:
Though chickens have been around for thousands of years, dinosaurs were laying eggs millions of years prior. So technically, eggs were around well before chickens.
Asked by reality-uncheck.
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This is the first fact I’ve ever posted that truly blew my mind when I realized it. Chicken or the egg becomes a really simple question when you realize eggs have been around...
Nov 2: The actual President's Day
peterfeld:
You thought President’s Day came in February? Well, November 2 is the only day that is the birthday of two presidents. Which ones? Well, two you probably know little about: James K. Polk, who served from 1845-49, and Warren G. Harding, president from 1921-23.
Polk was president during the Mexican-American war. Although he had been Speaker of the House — the only one to ever serve as...
