December 2009
53 posts
Dec 31st
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Dec 29th
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Dec 27th
“Hey, you’re in my class?” “I am today.”
Dec 27th
“I gotta go Stacy…I really gotta go.”
Dec 27th
“SHE’S GONNA BE SOMEBODY’S BABY TONIGHT.”
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
WHY? CLAIRE DID IT.
Allison: Why are you being so nice to me?
Claire: Because you're letting me.
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
I can do this allllllll night
Brian: I'm a fuckin' idiot because I can't make a lamp?
Bender: No, you're a genius because you can't make a lamp.
Brian: What do you know about Trigonometry?
Bender: I could care less about Trigonometry.
Brian: Bender, did you know without Trigonometry there'd be no engineering?
Bender: Without lamps, there'd be no light.
Dec 27th
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“Obviously she’s crazy if she’s screwing her shrink.”
Dec 27th
“THERE’S NO DEAL, SPORTO.”
Dec 27th
“A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot...”
Dec 27th
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Dec 24th
No But Seriously
Did she tell you?
NO.
WTF
WTF?
AYFKM?
IDK!!!
She told HIM?
MAYBE I'M CONFUSED???
Dec 23rd
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“DIOS NOS ODIA TODOS”
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Valley Winter Song - Fountains of Wayne →
baxterp2: Remember New York Staring outside As reckless winter made its way From Staten Island to the Upper West Side Whiting out our streets along the way “The snow is falling down on our New England town.”
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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“In 2004, while vacationing in Brazil, I learned that Jason Calacanis had set up...”
– Nick Denton, new issue of Wired (Jan. 2010), answering a question about failure as an instance of success (via fimoculous) (via skidder)
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“Do as I say, not as I do.”
Dec 17th
WatchWatch
blakeley: McSteamy vs. Gawker is Maxim’s Third Hottest Moment of 2009 Watch me on the E! Channel as I discuss McSteamy vs. Gawker, in the tale of the sex tape that never was. Related: Yesterday a judge limited Gawker’s liability, ruling that McSteamy isn’t entitled to legal fees or statutory damages.
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
ListenRooney - I’m a Terrible Person
Dec 16th
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“Dating is just acting like you’re someone you’re not until the...”
– Scrubs
Dec 16th
WatchWatch
(via With Leather)
Dec 15th
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WatchWatch
mbyhoff: gawkertv: The Best Videos of 2009 in under 3 minutes! A majestic accomplishment to say the least! Digg It! (Via Gawker.TV)
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Saw Up In The Air tonight...
And it got me thinking about every airport I’ve ever flown through/to. What’s your list look like? JFK LGA ISP ORD MDW EWR BOS ORF MCO FLL PBI MSY STL DFW ICT AUS LAS LAX SFO OAK BUR LGB SAN YUL REK AKL BNA AUA CVG RDU IAD PHL BWI
Dec 14th
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Dec 8th
PUT THE COMMA INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARK.
peterfeld: choire: THE PERIOD TOO. PUT IT IN. PUT IT IN RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU. I will go a-killing someday over this. Not afraid to be servicey. This is one of the few punctuational gripes that I happen to side with the English on. Why would I put a period inside a quote if I’m quoting a fragment?! It’s the end of the sentence; there was no period in that original quote! The...
Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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"I'll always be falling, yeah, only to rise and...
My little sister Beck turns sixteen today. When I turned sixteen, she was 10…this is blowing my mind right now. Even though it was 6 years ago, I remember being a complete emotional mess—the product of intense hormonal imbalance and too many Cusack films—though looking back it was definitely a good time. I won’t go as far as to say it was the best time of my life, because...
Dec 6th