My name is James Del, though not really. I don't think much of Twitter, but at least Facebook and LinkedIn serve a purpose. Questions, concerns, comments and compliments can be directed to James[At]Gawker[Dot]Com.
This bio used to be way wittier btw, but I've reached a point in my life where wit just seems tired. I'm tired.
Once upon a time I put on a lion suit, went to Zootopia with a TRL camera crew, and interviewed the Jonas Brothers. John Norris was there too. He seemed kind of sniffly and tired, but man did I respect the work he did (apparently).
Anyway what I’m trying to say is I wonder what Joe Jonas is doing right at this very instant.
Guys I’m sorry for all the braggy view shots but my last apartment had me sleeping behind a sliding glass door and my first apartment in NY I slept behind a curtain in a bunk bed so this view is a big fucking deal okay. Fuck you Manhattan I made it out alive.