James Del, LTD

chrismohney:

As part of our continuing support of 12 Days of Giving and the Food Bank For New York, we’re proud to announce that today’s donation bribe is STRAIGHT UP HARD LIQUOR.
We’re now FOURTH in the donation rankings because apparently someone at Thrillist woke up and broke out the checkbook, so time’s a wasting. You may recall we’re already offering to humiliate ourselves and give out free magazine subscriptions to donors. For today only, the top donor will be able to pick one of these fine bottles of booze: either No.3 London Dry Gin or … Original Moonshine, which is moonshine, or rather corn liquor. As someone who has tasted actual moonshine (remember: from Alabama) I’m pretty confident this is nothing like that stuff so it should be nice enough to please. Or not, if you don’t wish to be pleased.
So, details. The largest donor between now and noon Friday will get to pick a bottle. For a sufficiently swank donation we might even give you both bottles! Obviously you have to come by our office in New York to pick them up because we don’t have permits to mail alcohol, or something.
In closing, donate now, and then you’ll be all set to get your drank on for the weekend. Donate.

Dinner for a family of 4 for 3 months is only $216??? What the hell are we feeding these people? Dinner for two a Gemma with a so-so bottle of wine and maybe a martini before dinner comes out to $200!

As part of our continuing support of 12 Days of Giving and the Food Bank For New York, we’re proud to announce that today’s donation bribe is STRAIGHT UP HARD LIQUOR.

We’re now FOURTH in the donation rankings because apparently someone at Thrillist woke up and broke out the checkbook, so time’s a wasting. You may recall we’re already offering to humiliate ourselves and give out free magazine subscriptions to donors. For today only, the top donor will be able to pick one of these fine bottles of booze: either No.3 London Dry Gin or … Original Moonshine, which is moonshine, or rather corn liquor. As someone who has tasted actual moonshine (remember: from Alabama) I’m pretty confident this is nothing like that stuff so it should be nice enough to please. Or not, if you don’t wish to be pleased.

So, details. The largest donor between now and noon Friday will get to pick a bottle. For a sufficiently swank donation we might even give you both bottles! Obviously you have to come by our office in New York to pick them up because we don’t have permits to mail alcohol, or something.

In closing, donate now, and then you’ll be all set to get your drank on for the weekend. Donate.

Dinner for a family of 4 for 3 months is only $216??? What the hell are we feeding these people? Dinner for two a Gemma with a so-so bottle of wine and maybe a martini before dinner comes out to $200!