The Girlfriend Song by SiX

Writing “serious” songs wasn’t working (WONDER WHY), so I changed gears and started writing silly shit about friends. They’d get drunk (I was straightedge) and I’d make them sing the chorus at parties. Inside jokes, ahoy! Also, it was at this point I started going by my HS nickname, Six (stylized: SiX). Names blanked to protect the Googleable innocent.

The girlfriend song.

This is the girlfriend song.

It is a song.

About friends with girls

The girlfriend song.

Joe Z___el

L-U-L

With Joe Z___el

She cuddles well

Suckadadick

In the back of the car

Presents each month,

They’ll sure go far

And that’s cute

For the Girlfriend Song

Girlfriend Song.

Dave

Is with Erica

And Dave

He hates Erica

She is loony toon

Who likes to cry on the phone

She sucks in bed

And should be alone

Cause shes a bitch.

And in the girlfriend song.

Girlfriend song.

Nicholas B___k

Likes little girls

13 and up

He’ll take em all for whirls

He banged J___ Bang

And Mark did too

But he likes freshman ass

So that fell through

But tough luck

This is the girlfriend song.

The girlfriend song.

Speaking of young

Mike Cerass

Sort of with Kern

Means Chaz’s loss

 There’s so many jokes

That I could say

So lets leave it at this

Just have it your way

At BK

With a side of girlfriend song.

The Girlfriend song.

Then there’s B___r

and Tara D.

Dumped his ass

For her ex Danny

Things were good

Things were great

But when youre a psychopath

Love turns to hate

But B__r’s a pimp

So fuck the girlfriend song.

Fuck the girlfriend song!

It is a shitty song!

And its far too long!

So fuck the girlfriend song!

The Girlfriend Song!

The Girlfriend

Songggggggggg.