My name is James. James Del actually. I work at a place called Gawker Media, something I find myself explaining to my parents every time I see them. They'll get it one day. I don't believe in Twitter, but I do believe in Facebook and LinkedIn. There's a Myspace page out there too, but never mind that. Questions, concerns, and comments can be directed to James, At-Sign Gawker, Period Com.

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And the fruits of my deceit pay off. Julia, if you’re reading this, I apologize for lying to you for a half an hour, to your face. Seriously. In fairness, I do go to NYU and I once wrote an article for the WSN. But in terms of doing good by your client (in this case, Dunkin’), Gawker will generate much more interest in their new breakfast menu than a shitty student article in a daily that NOBODY reads, students included. In fact, I’d expect more NYU students to read Gawker than WSN. So there. Seriously though, sorry. You’re good people.