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What’d you do this weekend?

The bridge of my nose looks like it has Herpes Simplex II, but in reality it’s just horribly cut up. Why? Because I stopped a ceiling fan with my motherfucking tongue this weekend. Or at least, I thought I was using my tongue. Apparently the bridge of my nose helped a little. Booyah.