My name is James. James Del actually. I work at a place called Gawker Media, something I find myself explaining to my parents every time I see them. They'll get it one day. I don't believe in Twitter, but I do believe in Facebook and LinkedIn. There's a Myspace page out there too, but never mind that. Questions, concerns, and comments can be directed to James, At-Sign Gawker, Period Com.
“This is likely to end in tears and poorly worded Twitters.”
- Mr. Rambow, when informed of a youngster’s planned prank at tonight’s Media Meshing. Those crazy kids. Us olds were jaded afore it was cool! Get out of our collective conceptual yards!
I’m hereby raising the Prank-Terrorist Threat Level to Red, meaning a prank is imminent and all revelers should be on guard. Protect yourself. Remain alert, and have a safe day.
